Monday, 9 May 2011

Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil


No Risk!  It's worth its weight in gold, the great Internal and External Remedy!  In case you didn't know, Dr Thomas' Eclectric Oil will positively cure:
Toothache ...................... in 5 minutes
Earache ..............................2 minutes
Backache ............................2 hours
Lameness ...........................2 days
Coughs ..............................20 minutes
Hoarseness .........................1 hour
Colds .................................24 hours
Sore throat .........................12 hours
Deafness ............................2 days
Pain of burn ........................5 minutes
Pain of scald ........................5 minutes

I have to say, if the cat is anything to go by, I'd prefer to do without.

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7 comments:

  1. I wonder where I can get some of that fantastic oil, Sheila!

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  2. I have some of his Eclectric Oil trade cards too. What amazing claims. And what exactly is 'eclectric' anyway? It sounds like a cross between electric and eclcectic.

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  3. OMG Sheila those are some might strong claims.

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  4. A pretty sad looking cat, for sure. But if the stuff cures deafness in 2 days (and I'm sure he wouldn't make the claim if it didn't) then it's worth it.

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  5. I still have some - great for slivers as it acts like a poltice.

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